I would like to take a moment to issue a formal apology.
I am sorry you have been inconvenienced by the presence of your brothers and sister in YOUR world. It must suck to have to share all that air.
I'm sorry you were cursed with me as your mother instead of the "cool moms" of all of your friends...
You know.. the friends who have no chores.
can go wherever whenever they want without even telling their parents.
I hate to break it to ya, but if you believe those stories from your friends... you aren't very bright... Bless your heart.
I'm sorry I refuse to buy you those $300 pair of shoes. I can't even type my reason without laughing uncontrollably at the request!
I am sorry that I am not as impressed with your farts as you seem to be. Surely you have another talent to share with your dear old mom?
I'm sorry I make you pull your pants up. I know that you have a cute Butt... isn't that enough?
If you truly believe that I am sorry about any of these things, Then I'm sorry you have such a sarcastic mother.
I love you...
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