16 yr old son asks mother,
"Mom... would you have a problem with me starting to go Commando?"
(convinced his archaic mother has no idea what "going commando" means)
"I really don't care." I replied
"Do you KNOW what going commando is mom?"
"Yes, I'm going commando right now as a matter of fact."
Laughing, he says,"Going commando means that you don't wear underwear Mom."
"Yes, I know, I don't have pantie-lines... it's all cellulite and wrinkles here baby."
"Ewwwwh Gross Mom!! I'm gonna go put on my boxers!"
I think I ruined it for him... OOps
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