I was eating out today with the three youngest short people.
While they were in line to get ice cream, A man tapped me on the shoulder and handed me a business card.
With a wink, he said "If you plan a Christmas party, give me a call."
I read the card...
"Mr & Mrs Klause" available for parties and photo ops.
yep.. Santa actually came up to me and gave me his card! WOW!
When the kids came back to the table I showed them the card.
"He's fake mom" said worker #4. "Why would Santa be in Texas?"
I was quick on my feet, "If you lived in a place where it was frozen all year wouldn't you want to vacation somewhere hot? Where is hotter than Texas?
"Mexico is hotter than Texas, Mom."
"Yeah... well... Maybe he likes Mexican food.. Texas has the BEST Mexican food ya know!"
"Better Mexican food than M-E-X-I-C-O ??"
Perhaps I should have said he came for the Bar-B-Que.... Duh
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