May 7, 2009

Gee Thanks Mother Nature!

What do you think this is?
I think it kinda looks like maybe some sort of delicate tribal art.
I can just see it as a tattoo on some skinny pale womans arm.

Or maybe it's some super-duper expensive spice? Kinda like saffron.

Maybe it's a super-lightweight new fiber that will save the lives of thousands when it is woven into a impenetrable anti-shark-bite suit.

Or.. maybe it's a close-up view of some new DNA, it could be used to solve cold-cases and bring peace to mourning families.

Maybe it's the three super-thick white hairs I just plucked out of my hairline.

Yep... I'm afraid thats what it is.
As if my flabby and saggin-from-birthin-all-them-babies body doesnt have enough problems!

I have super thick BLACK hairs sprouting on my chin!!
And I now have super thick WHITE hairs sprouting from my head?!?!?

Gee Thanks Mother Nature...
You better hope we never meet in a dark ally!

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4 amazing comments. Talk To Me!!:

Katidids said...

At LEAST it waw not back hairs! Watch those gray hairs...they are like laundry....they breed!

Screwed Up Texan said...

Well, I dont normally admit to this, but I've had the same prob since I was 18. Now if you can find a cure, please let me know!

itsahumanzoo said...

I heard that when you pull out a gray hair, ten new ones will grow back!

Just kidding. :)

Gwynne said...

I've been getting those since my teen years! And as far as the chin hairs... I just tell myself they're associated with a high testosterone level, which is associated with a high sex drive :) And then I wax the buggers...

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