... I didn't.
Because I was worried I would scramble their precious little brains.
I didn't wanna scramble their brains.
I wanted their brains to have the best possible chance at being "normal".
They are not.
The amount of DUMB that a teenage boys body can hold astounds me.
Every stinkin day they give me more reasons to shake my head in disbelief because of something they do, or something they say, or something they try.
It NEVER ends!
Today is a perfect example....
Scrambled son #3 walks into the house and calmly asks...
"Mom, is that table against the back of the house supposed to be on fire?"
me - "WHAT!?!?!?"
him- "The table against the back wall of the house.. it has BIG fire on it."
Me- running hysterically to put out the HUGE fire reaching above the roof of the house.
Scrambled son #1 casually walks out of the house, see's his hose wielding mother frantically putting out the fire and screaming at everyone asking what in the @$(*% happened to start a fire on the table that is ACTUALLY touching they house and says...
"Oops, My Bad. I lit a campfire starter and set it on the table and forgot it."
Ummm MY BAD???
You almost burnt down the house, and all you can say is MY BAD???
Are You Kidding ME????
my 17 year old son... (sorry, I'm having a hard time even TYPING this, because of the stupidity it involves)... set an incendiary device on a fiberglass table that is sitting against the wall of our wooden house, and walked away!!!
So, you see, I COULD have smoked crack and gotten the same results!
Parenting Teens.... is NOT for the weak!
p.s. - I am no way no how making light of what they call "crack babies" and/or any baby born with complications due to illegal drug abuse during pregnancy.
p.s.s - It's a rant.... I could have said Opium... or Shrooms.... or Acid..... insert any non-upsetting to you illegal drug you'd like.
p.s.s.s. - these p.s's are an attempt to save the fingers of those who will send hate mail. ThankYouVeryMuch.
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