Reason He's the Man-of-My-Dreams #673

The big, mean, tough-Man-of-My-Dreams called me today.

He is finishing his out-of-state job tomorrow and coming back home.

The big, mean, tough-guy who doesn't want any more "@#*!^ animals" asked me to bring the big dog crate with me when I come to help him move back home.

It seems that he and all the other big, mean, tough-guys at the construction site have been adopted by a stray dog.

She wandered into the plant one day full of mange, and covered in fleas and ear mites and decided to stay.

Several months and $700 dollars later, she has been spayed, immunized, treated for mange, and is bug free.

She is "Super-Smart" he says.
She needs a "Good Home" he says.
She is a "Really Good Dog" he says.

....interesting, because these are the EXACT same arguments I would have used on him!

Reason #673 he's the Man-of-My-Dreams?
He's a big softy underneath the rough-n-tough shell.

Don't tell anyone though...
It might ruin his rep!