One of my dreams is to get published in book-form.
I've had various articles and how-to's published.
I've had interviews published.
I wanna have a book published!
A cookbook, a story, a how-to.... SOMETHING!
The problem is...
At the moment, These are my choices and areas of expertise....
- "How to Kill a Garden, In 3 Simple Steps" - How-To
- "That Dog Won't Kill Chickens" - FICTION
- "Why My Butt is Fat" - COOKBOOK
- "How to Build a Pig-Proof Fence" - FICTION/How-NOT-To
- "Throw Up And Go Back To Bed" - PARENTING/How-To
- "Life After Wife Swap.. how it changed NOTHING" - BIOGRAPHY
- "How Not to Fall In Love With, or Name, Your Meat" - FICTION
Isn't there just ONE Pulitzer Prize winner in that list??