- No! You can NOT bring the baby goat inside to sleep in your bed.
- I have 5 children.
- Oh, don't worry, it's just chicken poop, it'll wash right out.
- Just shove the uterus back inside.... she'll be fine.
- I just ate squirrel gumbo.
- That volcano in Iceland is messing with my plans!
But... Somewhere in a far away land, there is an angry volcano spewing angry ash far into the air.
This angry volcano/ash is preventing the Man-of-My-Dreams from flying out of the country.
Never, in a million years would I have thought a volcano.... in Iceland would mess with our livelihood!