- You have ever been caught laying on your belly in the front yard eating wild chives (just like the cows do!)
- You get the worlds worst abscessed tooth in the world and seriously consider using the antibiotics you have in the fridge for the chickens to make it feel better (ANYTHING to make it stop!!)
- You decide to make a new skirt because you just watched a marathon of Little House on the Prairie and love their skirts! now.. how to get their tiny waists!
- When the sound of your young rooster learning how to crow brings joy to your heart and puts a smile on your face (it sounds kinda like a cross between a squeaking old screen door, a frog, and air leaking from a tire)
- Your children ask you what they should get you for Mothers Day... and you tell them a new pig would make you feel like the luckiest mom in the world.
- You have more aprons than most people have shirts! (and you use them all!)
- You go into town, shop at the feed store, buy groceries, stop by the post office, and pick up lunch.. no-one points out that you have chicken poop running down the back of your shirt.
- People call you when they see an animal in distress before they call the ASPCA or other authorities. (and you know what to do!)
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