Aug 25, 2008

Yeah.. THAT'S normal.

Remember when I told you about the Little-Foreman-in-Pink and the way she "plays" with her stuffed animals?
And the fact that I think she may need to get off of the farm just a tad more often?

Her stuffed animals nurse!
Well... today, she took it a step further.
She has a very large Teddy Bear.
This poor Teddy Bear's tail has partially ripped off leaving a hole in his bum.
(I have been meaning to sew it, but I haven't gotten around to it yet.. yeah, I kinda suck like that)

She came rushing into the living room this afternoon with great urgency.
"Mommy!!" she said "My bear is having a baby!!" as she stuck her arm into the bear-bum-hole.
"B get your arm out of that poor bear!" I scolded "Give it to me and I'll fix it."

"Nooooo!! She is Having a B-A-B-Y!!!"


this is what followed....
Oh Dear God.
No she did NOT!...
Yep, she did.
Yes, you saw it correctly...
My 4 yr old's Teddy Bear just gave birth to a zebra....
Live in the internet.
Someone should call The Discovery Channel.

And... someone should call the big city...
I know a little country girl who needs to get out more.
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29 amazing comments. Talk To Me!!:

Traci said...

haaaaa haaaa hhheeeee hooooo....my side is hurting....

Kandi said...

Oh I think I just peed my pants....that is so funny!!

Trade you a city boy for a country girl....wink wink...

Jesse Frederick said...

Hilarious! Yea, I would say she needs a trip to the city. But then I'm sure some of that would rub off and she would be having her stuffed animals pulling urban legends. Funny stuff!

Amy Bennett said...

Oh my gosh, that's hilarious!

onangelwings said...

so funny. Little girls crack me up.

feefifoto said...

And the offspring is called what, a zebear?

Renee said...

After you had a mini freak out did your sides hurt from laughing?

Dana (the Homesteading Housewife) said...

I almost wet my pants I was laughing so hard!
to tell ya the truth..
it was twins.. first he gave birth to a little Santa Bear. Thats when I had to grab my camera to catch the rest of the blessed event on film. lol

Jennifer said...

Oh my gosh that is too funny :-) Kids have such great imaginations loved the nursing picture :-)

desperateblogger said...

she's pretty imaginative and smart too. definitely funny and adorable from an adult's perspective. leave her be for now. she has all the time to be city-wise later...

Toni said...

That it is good stuff! I think my Dad is looking for help on his farm and it seems that she is much better suited than I!!!

Jenn said...

There's one thing to be said about country kids: There are no "stork" illusions about where babies come from!

Jenn said...

That's too funny,I never knew bears saw zebras in any other way then ...lunch !

Karen & Gerard Zemek said...

That is so funny! I love my stuffed animals too, but never played with them like that! Obviously, I'm a city girl.

Misty said...

That's not cute? I think its darn cute :)

Zip n Tizzy said...

That's fabulous!
I'm still a bit confused on how the bear and the zebra got it on, but some things are better left to nature.
Too cute.

Koen & Claire said...

Well at least you don't need to have the birds and the bees talk!

countrygirl3031 said...

OMG what a riot..she's toooo cute!

Hugz,
Michele

Christy @ Motherhood-Unscripted.com said...

Okay..that?? Is hysterical. That little girl is smart, clever and probably knows way more than you'd like her to. :hee:

Anonymous said...

Dana:

This is your mother-in-law. What is my sweet innocent grand daughter up to now??? She can't be delivering babies ... she doesn't have a medical license Y E T !!!! Does she? HeHe she is such a darling!!!!!!! Way to smart and mischievous for her age .. to say the least.

MeMe

Angela said...

Oh LOL!!!!!! Thank you so much for sharing that!

looney said...

You are lucky I wasn't drinking my iced tea while reading that...or you'd need to buy me a new keyboard!!!!!
That is the funniest thing EVER!!!!

Momto3LittleFlowers said...

OMG!!!!!!!!! She cracks me up!!! It is something my oldest will do, though... I dont think they should meet, or they will do some damage!! LOL

Lynne said...

Oh my gosh! That's hysterical! Very quick thinking on your part to take pictures too!

Heather said...

That is so imaginative!

jen said...

hahahahahaha...

kat said...

We-he-he... as always, your posts make me smile.

I love that B is all set to be an-OB Gyne!

I just hope she pulls out human babies from human patients.

hahaha

BPOTW said...

I love it! I love how she's nursing her animals as well. This is the most severe form of hybridization I've seen :)

Thanks for submitting your post!

Ashley said...

Haha! At least the girls got some imagination!

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