Nov 3, 2008

Stupid Thoughts...

That I have when I've gulped down a tad too much NyQuil and have a raging cold.

1. How is it possible for no air to be able to pass though your nasal passages, and yet snot can literally POUR out of it? (Gross, I know... But how does that work??)

2. Why can't they make NyQuil in Mocha?

3. Why does my nose let me breathe when I stand up, but not when I sit down? How does it know????

4. Will the Man-of-My-Dreams crack and try to smother me with my pillow when I break out into my cold induced MEGA-Snore? (I wouldn't blame him!)

5. How much Vick's Vapor Rub can you rub on your body before you become toxic and start to burp menthol then die?

6. If it's really the Sneezing, coughing, stuffy nose, headache, so you can rest medicine.... why am I not sleeping like a baby???

7. Do major head colds make everyone write such stupid blog posts?

Ignore me..... I'll be better soon.

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16 amazing comments. Talk To Me!!:

Angie Atkinson said...

LOL. I'm simply impressed that you actually bothered when you feel poopy. Props to you for dedication! (And the little giggle I received while reading these thoughts haha!)

Dana said...

Hi Texas Dana~
Sorry you're feeling yucky. We have a lot of colds and allergy kind of junk around here also. Thanks for making me laugh today...I needed that. By the way, when you take NyQuil don't you feel like you have a hangover the next day?? And why do kids move faster, talk louder, and need to eat more often when you're sick??
Feel better,
CA Dana

Rose said...

Your breaking my heart, your also cracking me up. Great sense of humor girl. I just spent 4 days in bed with a stomach virus. You know, I can't think of one funny thing to say about it!!! I must be a very dull grandma!

Leanne said...

Yuck. Get better soon. And no, I don't think hubby will smother you. :) After all he must need you to so SOMETHING around there.

TiLT said...

HA! Mocha NyQuil! That'd be great! maybe with a whipped cream aftertaste?

Kathy said...

Hilarious! Burb menthol then die. Oh, that's priceless! Feel better.

janie said...

so sorry you are sick. if nyquil is going to knock me out i have to take it while sitting in bed and lay down right away. if i take it and then do some other stuff before going to bed, i'm up all night. i'm not sure about the vapor rub as i have to use the baby version. the adult version is too strong for me and irritates my skin.
hope you feel better soon.

Anonymous said...

I can so relate. I'm going through all that too. TheraFlu, Zicam, and crap, I can't remember the other one. Plus Ricola and Vicks cough drops. If the medicines don't kill me, hopefull they'll kill this cold. Plus, I'm having to work. Yuck. :) Margie

Anonymous said...

Mucinex. I finally remembered. :) Margie

Milehimama said...

You probably ARE sleeping like a baby. Mine toss and turn all night, and wake up every two hours looking for a snack or entertainment.

We've got a cold too, but all I can take is Sudafed (which works great, except the non-drowsy part which doesn't do me any favors at bedtime, KWIM)

Just Me said...

Oh this was tooooooooo funny. I've been dealing with the same things. Hope you feel better soon.

Kim said...

Wow....I don't even know you, but i feel bad for you! Hope you feel better soon! BTW, IMHO, the reason you can't breathe, but the snot pours down is because they are two opposing forces. Kind of like the the air is salmon and it's fighting to go upstream...fighting the snot. Okay, so now that's real gross. I apologize, but that's my take.

Eryn at said...

Hahahah Mocha Nyquil. I WANT it.

I'm so sorry that you're sick, I had the worst cold in a long time two weeks ago. I'm still grumpy about it.

And my husband posted for me when I was so sick. Woohoo for "guest posting" ;)

carol at A Second Cup said...

Mocha NyQuil, that is not a stupid thought but a great idea!

Mrs. G said...

I can so relate to this. I've been sick since yesterday and now stuck in bed. Thanks for cheering me up! Misery loves company. LOL!

savvysuzie said...

Oh man - hope you feel better!

I have an award for you at my blog :)

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