That I have when I've gulped down a tad too much NyQuil and have a raging cold.
1. How is it possible for no air to be able to pass though your nasal passages, and yet snot can literally POUR out of it? (Gross, I know... But how does that work??)
2. Why can't they make NyQuil in Mocha?
3. Why does my nose let me breathe when I stand up, but not when I sit down? How does it know????
4. Will the Man-of-My-Dreams crack and try to smother me with my pillow when I break out into my cold induced MEGA-Snore? (I wouldn't blame him!)
5. How much Vick's Vapor Rub can you rub on your body before you become toxic and start to burp menthol then die?
6. If it's really the Sneezing, coughing, stuffy nose, headache, so you can rest medicine.... why am I not sleeping like a baby???
7. Do major head colds make everyone write such stupid blog posts?
Ignore me..... I'll be better soon.
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