Nov 24, 2008

What I do when I don't know what to write about.

I have no idea what to write about today.
Thats kind of funny because usually, I can never shut up!
I tell stories from my life on this lil ol' blog-o-mine, as if it's even remotely interesting to other people out there in internet-land.
I mean really! The world wide web is HUGE!! and you take the time to come and read MY blog?? WOW!!

Each day I am shocked that you actually come and read my dribble!
I feel loved!
And to tell you the truth.... I kinda feel guilty.
Like any minute your gonna figure out what a huge DORK I really am and wonder why on Earth your wasting your precious time reading my blog.

So... What do I write about when I have no idea what to say?

Today.... It's Little trivia facts about me.
oooh exciting huh? Oh well... here we go.

#1.) I spend way too much time looking at www.FoodGawker.com & www.TasteSpotting.com. It's food porn man!! I can't stop looking! My goal is to grace the pages of these sites with my recipes as often as possible!

#2.) I can't spell... I swear my SpellCheck program is going to go on strike someday soon because it's so overworked, then you'll know how stupid I really am.

#3.) I am barefoot 97% of the time. I keep a pair of shoes in my car so I can slip em on if I need to run in somewhere.... other than that, I am usually barefoot.

#4.) Strong, thick wrists make me go weak in the knees.

#5.) Hearing someone chew Ice, or hearing them chew anything drives me insane! I have considered sticking a fork in my sisters eye on more than one occasion! (But I can chew Ice all day long and it is fine)

#6.) My first job was scooping Ice Cream at Baskin Robbins. I actually had to wear a cast on my hand for 6 weeks due to ripping ligaments trying to scoop the super-hard French Vanilla ice cream!

#7.) If I could go back in time and choose any career, I would want to work in forensic medicine. I'd also LOVE to work with the criminally insane, I would just love to "get into" their heads and try to figure out what makes them tick. I used to work in a psychiatric Hospital. I didn't enjoy working with the depressed, or addicts, or borderlines, I LOVED to work with the paranoid schizophrenia patients.

#8.) I am secretly in love with John Cusack & Alton Brown.

#9.) I men the Man-of-My-Dreams while playing Backgammon online. (I told you I was a dork!)

#10.) My goal is to figure out a way to do liposuction at home, I think it will involve a fellet knife and a shop-vac. I'm working on it, and will let ya know when I get the kinks worked out.


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12 amazing comments. Talk To Me!!:

jayedee said...

's ok.........i'm (not so secretly) in love with michael symon, thomas keller and sam talbot (from top chef) lol

Bethany said...

Since I'M SURE my ice-chewing habit is the ONLY thing that makes you want to stick a fork in my eye now that I'm an adult, I'll let it slide.

And I promise I really do forget - I don't TRY to annoy you because I LOVE my big sister. :o)

- your spoiled-rotten, "city girl", little sister

PS - I could help with your bad spelling if you'd let me! I AM an editor, after all!

Tammy W said...

Geesh! I can't STOP posting! I am on EXACTLY my 300th post since 8/8/08!

I definitely agree on the ice chewing, I don't though.

Mrs. G said...

You're so funny even during days when you don't know what to write about. LOL!

Erin Tales said...

Liposuction at home. Crazy!

Julehya said...

You got a great sense of humor. It must be fun having you for a company. :)

sticky said...

Check out foodporn.com - not that you need a new addiction, but it's so fun!

SavvySuzie said...

Hooray for Dorks! :)

desperateblogger said...

please let me know if you've perfected item # 10.

Carol said...

Yeah, ice cream scooping can be hazardous to your health.

When I worked psych, the conduct disorders were my favorite.

lmerie said...

LOL - Your #10 reminded me of a show on the Discover Chanel that sorts out urban legends. One was of a man liposuctioning his friend, in his garage, in a recliner with some homemade sucky device. The re-enacted the legend, then revealed that it was indeed true - but the man died.

Oh, my husband would be in total agreement with you on the ice chewing!

Have a Happy Thanksgiving!

Swapna said...

That was a really funny post..especially since u did not have anything to write about :)

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