I have no idea what to write about today.
Thats kind of funny because usually, I can never shut up!
I tell stories from my life on this lil ol' blog-o-mine, as if it's even remotely interesting to other people out there in internet-land.
I mean really! The world wide web is HUGE!! and you take the time to come and read MY blog?? WOW!!
Each day I am shocked that you actually come and read my dribble!
I feel loved!
And to tell you the truth.... I kinda feel guilty.
Like any minute your gonna figure out what a huge DORK I really am and wonder why on Earth your wasting your precious time reading my blog.
So... What do I write about when I have no idea what to say?
Today.... It's Little trivia facts about me.
oooh exciting huh? Oh well... here we go.
#1.) I spend way too much time looking at www.FoodGawker.com & www.TasteSpotting.com. It's food porn man!! I can't stop looking! My goal is to grace the pages of these sites with my recipes as often as possible!
#2.) I can't spell... I swear my SpellCheck program is going to go on strike someday soon because it's so overworked, then you'll know how stupid I really am.
#3.) I am barefoot 97% of the time. I keep a pair of shoes in my car so I can slip em on if I need to run in somewhere.... other than that, I am usually barefoot.
#4.) Strong, thick wrists make me go weak in the knees.
#5.) Hearing someone chew Ice, or hearing them chew anything drives me insane! I have considered sticking a fork in my sisters eye on more than one occasion! (But I can chew Ice all day long and it is fine)
#6.) My first job was scooping Ice Cream at Baskin Robbins. I actually had to wear a cast on my hand for 6 weeks due to ripping ligaments trying to scoop the super-hard French Vanilla ice cream!
#7.) If I could go back in time and choose any career, I would want to work in forensic medicine. I'd also LOVE to work with the criminally insane, I would just love to "get into" their heads and try to figure out what makes them tick. I used to work in a psychiatric Hospital. I didn't enjoy working with the depressed, or addicts, or borderlines, I LOVED to work with the paranoid schizophrenia patients.
#8.) I am secretly in love with John Cusack & Alton Brown.
#9.) I men the Man-of-My-Dreams while playing Backgammon online. (I told you I was a dork!)
#10.) My goal is to figure out a way to do liposuction at home, I think it will involve a fellet knife and a shop-vac. I'm working on it, and will let ya know when I get the kinks worked out.
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