Yep, I'm having one of those days.
One of those days when it's beautiful outside, there are tender easy-to-pull-now-weeds popping up in the garden...
But I didn't pull a single one.
One of those days when I have plenty of "free time" and yet, I am avoiding walking though the laundry room, because of my very real fear of being smothered to death by a damp, smelly, 16yr old boy's sweat sock during a Mt Laundry avalanche.
So the laundry continues to marinate in it's own filth for yet another day.
One of those days when I've found myself sitting down at my lap-top numerous times with total intentions of blogging a fantastically interesting and humorous blog post that you will enjoy reading.
But, not a word has actually been written.
One of those days when I have spent hours perfecting my To Do Lists in Excel.
(I even color-coded the columns!)
But am unable to check ONE THING off any of the lists as "Done".
One of those days when I want to read the new book I bought last week.
But not one page has been turned because the book is all the way in my bedroom, far away from my perma-butt-imprint on the couch.
One of those days (that NEVER happen) when I am alone in the house and could get so much done without any interruptions, or questions, or fights, or too-loud music, or phones ringing, or doors slamming, or screaming.
But I'm sitting here in the silence doing NOTHING.
One of those days when I'm not so sure I remembered to brush my teeth.
One of those days when I hope to God no one "stops by" to realize I have morphed into something that resembles a cave-dwelling, grunting, wild woman found in the pages of an old issue of National Geographic.
Don't worry, I'm sure reality will come smack me in the face soon, Just about the second the short people come home.
Until then, I'm havin' One of Those Days...
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