It's a kind-of embarrassing problem, really.
I have been fighting an intruder in my home.
He is sly.
He is smart.
He is lighting fast.
He is a ....He lives in my bathroom.
I would like to know why he is in my bathroom!?!?
There is NO food in there!
Why is he in my bathroom??
When I lived up north, "clean" people didn't have mice or roaches. (don't even get me started on the flying HUGE Texas roaches that EVERYONE gets here!! And... These??? ((shudder!!))
If you had mice in your house, you were mortified! or living in filth.
I went to the store and asked about Mice-getting-rid-of-tools and the salesman was all... "Oh ya got house mice huh? Everyone gets house mice.... deal with it."
Um.... DEAL WITH IT???
Are they kidding me???
Deal With It???
I think not!
At this moment, the mouse is winning the war!
I have tried traps, baits, peanut butter, cheese, crackers, nuts, sticky pads,... everything!
The little stinker is thriving and having a grand old time, living it up in MY bathroom!!
He isn't scared by the big-n-bad Man-of-My-Dreams either!
He scoffs and runs across his foot in the middle of the night.
And I swear I saw him blow a furry little raspberry at me right before he streaked down the cord to my hair dryer last night.
My barn cats would take care of him, but they live outside....
And, of course, worker #1 will do his famous and very convincing Blow-fish impression if I let them in the house so that's out of the question.
They ruin everything!
I need your help....
What else can I do to get rid of my new house-guest?
He has totally out-stayed his welcome!
What have you done to get them Gone??
and Don't worry...
it'll be our little secret....
No one will know you... had... mice.
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