- Why are the seats on bikes so darn small? Do the makers of bicycles really think only skinny-little-butt people want to feel the freedom of the wind blowing through their hair while they ride a bike? I have a big enough problem with pantie-wedgies! Do I really need a bike seat wedgie too? I'd like to set up a meeting with Lazy-Boy.. they could take their business in a whole new direction!
- Why can't the hair on my head grow as fast as the hair on my legs? Seriously! I wait forever for my hair to grow out so I can try a new style, but have to shave my legs every darn day because it grows so fast! (ok.. I don't shave them everyday, I usually wait until my rings get tangled in the leg-hair when I scratch my knee before I shave them. But they SHOULD be shaved daily)
- How is it possible for my children to hear the Man-of-My-Dreams and I whispering in our bedroom with the door closed when we are talking about Christmas gifts, but I have to yell their names 4 times before they hear me asking them to do empty the dishwasher?
- Why doesn't the phone ring when I remember to take it into the bathroom with me? But every time I forget it, I have to stop mid-stream and run like a penguin to answer it?!?!
- Why must the moths just sit there on the window screen and watch me?
- Why does morning come so freaking early?
- Why can't wheat germ taste good? and Why can't chocolate and butter and heavy cream taste bad? It's just not fair.
- Who are all these children?... and WHY are they calling me Mom???
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Yesterday I was so frickin' busy the ONLY reason I made time to shower was because my armpit hairs were stabbing me.... :)
That was so funny. Thing is, I've asked myself some of those very strange questions. We're in the process of remodeling a room in our house to make room for baby so our house is a disaster!! My question is: Why can't people come visit when the house is clean? We get all kinds of company now that everything is chaos, but before the chaos, when my house was relatively clean, nobody...I don't get it. Your post made me laugh today. It also fit well with my random list post today. God Bless!!
ha! those bicycle seats are awful...very awful.
Why is the soap always on the top shelf when you are taking a bath?
BAHAhahahahahaaaaa!!! I couldn't stop laughing about the tangled rings ... thanks! I needed that! :)))))
good golly, miss molly!
let the phone ring and continue on with your business in the bathroom. if it's important they'll either call back or leave a message (if you have a machine or phone company message manager). then you can phone them back and not have them hear you flush the toilet.
You are hilarious!! These are very worthwhile questions...too bad we will never get the real answers!!
My question is: Why do my kids always want to sleep in during the week and can't wake up for school...but they wake up at the butt crack of dawn on the weekend??
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