Nov 25, 2010

Overheard on the farm today...

"Hey Tom"

"Hey Tom! Hows it hangin?
"Do you smell that?"
"It smells like them people are cooking up a big ol meal today."
"I sure wish they would have been thoughtful enough to invite us."

"Tom! It's not just a meal!
This is a holiday that people celebrate and get together to give thanks for everything in their lives that bring them joy."
"You know... Things like family, friends, good-health and all that jazz."
"The people make lots of food,
Things like Mashed potatoes, Green bean casserole, stuffing, pie"
"I've been told that they always have a turkey as the guest of honor."

"What?!? They have a turkey as guest of honor, but they didn't invite us??"
"We've been on this farm for years!"
"I'm Hurt.. Betrayed... And down-right offended!"

..."wait a  minute...
Where is Tom?"

"T-O-M!  where are you?"

"Hey Toms, You arent gonna believe what I just heard!"
"You know the evil gray barn cat named Ash?"
"Well, he told me that the people ATE Tom!!"

"What?? They ATE him?"
"On a Holiday?"
"Those people!"
"I knew we couldn't trust em!"
"Run  for the hills!!!"

"Heh heh heh... stupid birds!"
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3 amazing comments. Talk To Me!!:

Meg said...

Hahaha, this made me laugh. Happy Thanksgiving to you :D

CottonLady said...

A good one!! Hope you and your family have a great Thanksgiving!


MamaTea said...

My seven year old read this over my shoulder and thought it was very funny, and thinks the evil gray cat is to blame for TOMS disappearance. ;) Happy Day After Thanksgiving to you!

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