"Hey Tom"
"Hey Tom! Hows it hangin?
"Do you smell that?"
"It smells like them people are cooking up a big ol meal today."
"I sure wish they would have been thoughtful enough to invite us."
"Tom! It's not just a meal!
This is a holiday that people celebrate and get together to give thanks for everything in their lives that bring them joy."
"You know... Things like family, friends, good-health and all that jazz."
"The people make lots of food,
Things like Mashed potatoes, Green bean casserole, stuffing, pie"
"I've been told that they always have a turkey as the guest of honor."
"What?!? They have a turkey as guest of honor, but they didn't invite us??"
"We've been on this farm for years!"
"I'm Hurt.. Betrayed... And down-right offended!"
..."wait a minute...
Where is Tom?"
"T-O-M! where are you?"
"Hey Toms, You arent gonna believe what I just heard!"
"You know the evil gray barn cat named Ash?"
"Well, he told me that the people ATE Tom!!"
"What?? They ATE him?"
"On a Holiday?"
"Those people!"
"I knew we couldn't trust em!"
"Run for the hills!!!"
"Heh heh heh... stupid birds!"
