Dec 23, 2007

Why? part 2

1.) Why do Turkeys run like you are going to bludgeon them to death every time you step into their pen? even though you go into their pen 27 times a day and have yet to kill one of them? (well I haven't killed one of them where the others can see it.)

2.) Why do I press harder on a remote control when I know the batteries are going dead?

3.) Why, when I'm hungry do I constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized even though I know there is nothing to eat in there?

4.) Why do 15 year old short people sleep soundly while you are emptying the dishwasher or cleaning the kitchen and might like some help... but wake up instantly when you begin to cook breakfast?

5.) Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?

6.) Why Do you only bump into your cute old high school boy friend when you run to the store looking terrible to just pick up one thing? Never ever when you are looking your best?

7.) Why do "they" think that plus size women only want clothes with BIG Tacky Flowers smack dab in the middle of em? Or... even worse..... Horizontal stripes?!?!?

8.) Why does the Man-of-My-Dreams hand always ALWAYS land on my fat roll when we are cuddling..... granted.. it's getting harder to find a place that is NOT a fat roll on my body.. But Come-ON can't he miss it just once??

9.) Why does the call that I have been waiting for all day ONLY come when I run out for just a second to check the mail?

10.) Why does salt look exactly like sugar? (not good in coffee.. blech!)


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2 amazing comments. Talk To Me!!:

AuthorMomWithDogs said...

LOL! This is a great list of why's. On #9, for me it's always when I'm in the bathroom. :)

Annie said...

How do you find the time to post such great blogs? I am in awe of you. I think you should write a book.

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