That pop into my head when I can't sleep.
1.) If the spinning ceiling fan above my bed suddenly falls, will the blades be spinning fast enough to actually cut off my feet?
2.) Why do I say "excuse Me" when I fart and there is no one else is around?
3.) If the ceiling fan does, in fact, cut off my feet... how would I stop the blood long enough for help to arrive?
4.) Why do I love cheese so much? Why can't I love wheat germ instead?
5.) Would I have time to grab my nice looking robe before the handsome paramedic dude bursts into my bedroom to care for my now severed-by-the-ceiling-fan bloody stumps?
6.) My fingernails are ugly.... is a nice garden really better than pretty hands?
7.) If they were able to re-attach my feet, would I always have a noticeable limp and be forever known as that ceiling-fan-cut-off-her-feet woman?
8.) Did I just feel a spider crawl on my leg?
9.) Who would take care of me while I was recovering from having my feet re-attached? I do NOT want the Man-of-My-Dreams to help me in the bathroom!!
10.) Why am I laying here awake thinking these stupid thoughts...
11.) It's not THAT uncomfortable to try to sleep with my feet hanging off the side of the bed, away from the ceiling fan.... I CAN do this!
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