-- You can go to church, the store, and back home again wearing rubber boots. (and no one gives it a second glance)
-- You get a call at 4:30 in the morning from your neighbor telling you your cow is in her front yard, and when you show up to bring the cow home she has has a thermos of coffee for you. (the neighbor, NOT the cow!)
-- Everyone wants to come to your house for Thanksgiving, but their kids wanna come 2 days early so they can watch you butcher the Main course.
-- Your 4 yr old daughter passes by the pink Barbie Jeep in favor of the Camouflage 4-wheeler.
-- Your Christmas list includes a T-Post Driver, a wench for your 4-wheeler & a pig.
-- You have ever shouted the words.. "Get that Chicken out of the Kitchen & Shut the Door!!".
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