I Live Here.

this explains so much!

Strange Texas Laws....

1. In Port Arthur - Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator.
2. In LeFors - It is illegal to take more than three swallows of beer while standing.
   
3. In Mesquite - It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.
4. In Galveston - Any person who sits on a sidewalk may be fined up to $500.
5. In Clarendon - It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster.
6. In Austin - Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket.
7. It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
8. It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
9. It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.
10. A recently passed anti-crime laws requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and explain to the nature of the crime about to be committed.
11. In Texarkana - Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights.
12. In Temple - You can ride your horse in the saloon.
13. In San Antonio - It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands.
14. In Houston - It is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday.
15. In Borger - It is against the law to throw confetti.
16. The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
17. It is illegal to milk another person’s cow.
18. In Beaumont - Collegiate football is banned at Lamar University.
19. In Galveston - No person shall throw trash from an airplane.
20. In Richardson - It is now illegal to place a “for sale” sign on a car if it visible from the street.